Grandparents
GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE Good morning . . . At present
> > > > > we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you
> > > > > hear the beep. beeeeeppp ...
> > > > > If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the
> > > > > option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
> > > > > If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
> > > > > If you want to borrow the car, press 3
> > > > > If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
> > > > > If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
> > > > > If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
> > > > > If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it
> > > > > delivered to your home, press 7
> > > > > If you want to come to eat here, press 8
> > > > > If you need money, press 9
> > > > > If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the
> > > > > theater start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"
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> > > > > Keep reading:
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> > > > > The following were taken from papers written by a class of
> > > > > 8-year-olds: WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
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> > > > > Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children
> > > > > of their own. They like other people's.A grandfather is a man,
> > > > > & a grandmother is a lady!Grandparents don't have to do
> > > > > anything except be there when we come to see them.. They are
> > > > > so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they
> > > > > drive us to the shops and give us money.When they take us for
> > > > > walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and
> > > > > caterpillars.They show us and talk to us about the colors of
> > > > > the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on 'cracks.'They
> > > > > don't say, 'Hurry up.'Usually grandmothers are fat but not too
> > > > > fat to tie your shoes.They wear glasses and funny
> > > > > underwear.They can take their teeth and gums out.Grandparents
> > > > > don't have to be smart..They have to answer questions like
> > > > > 'Why isn't God married?' and 'How come dogs chase cats?'When
> > > > > they read to us, they don't skip.. They don't mind if we ask
> > > > > for the same story over again.Everybody should try to have a
> > > > > grandmother, especially if you don't have television because
> > > > > they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.They
> > > > > know we should have snack time before bed time, and they say
> > > > > prayers with us and kiss us even when we've acted bad.
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> > > > > MY GRANDMOTHER LIVES AT THE AIRPORT AND WHEN WE WANT HER, WE
> > > > > JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT, WE
> > > > > TAKE HER BACK TO THE
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> > > > > AIRPORT.GRANDPA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME
> > > > > GOOD THINGS, BUT I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART
> > > > > AS HIM!
It's funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and
> > > > > they blame their dog. Send this to other grandparents, almost
> > > > > grandparents, or heck, send it to everyone. It will make their
> > > > > day.
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